“How does it stand still?” you may ask. Well, for one thing, you can feel it in the slow nature of the locals. No matter how much of a rush you are in, the man at the ticket counter will take all the time he desires to work the crowd of other future patrons and tell nice little jokes about how the 3x5 cards in his shirt pocket are his palm pilot.
Furthermore, the constantly ticking clock has obviously abandoned the old caves beneath the land in
But that doesn’t explain how time jumps. There can’t possibly be any way for time to oddly jump forward and backward without any logical explanation … oh but there is.
Chris and I stayed the night in
We ended up cancelling our tickets and purchasing new ones for the 10:15 Snowball tour, which was very cool. You may be unimpressed by our time jumping at this point in the story. Just wait. After the tour, got in the car, drove about 10 minutes back to the highway and discovered that my cell phone read 2:22pm and Chris’s cell phone claimed it was 1:22pm. Sitting beside each other, we appeared to be in different time zones. Another ten minutes of driving, and I too was in the central time zone. We drove east for over an hour before we were both once again in the eastern time zone, which we had been in the night before when we were an hour north of
But consider this: Is the central time zone in Kentucky perhaps not a time zone, but in fact the twighlight zone?